MY BEST FRIEND ERIC IS IN ANTIFA

Alright alright alright I’ll be honest. Eric is not my best friend and he probably isn’t in ANTIFA but this the Internet and I can play FOX News too Mr. Murdoch!

What got me thinking Eric is in ANTIFA? Nothing really. I just have a hunch but I have no evidence or a source that could verify this for me. What could I do?

So I took a play out of the FOX News Reporting Playbook and just ran with it anyway because what are consequences am I right?

I had to reach out to someone close to Eric.

No, not his family - someone who speaks ENGLISH.

I had reached out to a longtime pal of Eric. I was tense and nervous and I couldn’t relax. Shortly afterwards, I had my reply. I couldn’t believe what was shared with me.

Oh whoops sorry I got a little excited. Let me try this again so you can see Jake Pajor’s - I mean my verified source, Imhard Ganj’s confirmation.

There you have it! Mr. Imhard Ganj was able to confirm without hesitation that Eric is indeed in ANTIFA.

Will this the mean the end of ANTIFA and Eric? I don’t know. Is there any truth in this post? Maybe. Did I giveaway Jake’s identity as the leaker? No (Yes).



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