HEY BAD BOI
Hey Bad Boi! You may heard this been hurled at you from me. But what is a bad boi? What does it take to be a bad boi? Well worry no longer!
First off back in the day to be a bad boi you would have to join the 80s Detroit Pistons, be either Martin Lawrence or Will Smith, or join P Diddy’s Bad Boy Records. None of these things are possible now and to be honest, you don’t wanna be associated with those kind of people, you know people of the past.
“Why are you spelling it boi instead of boy?” Great question! The reason boy is spelled with an “i” is because we are gender neutral. Anyone can be a bad boi! You don’t have to have more testosterone than estrogen pumping through you or eat Hungry Man meals, just be yourself.
Us Bad Boiz - “wait there’s a z instead of an s?”
Yes there is, don’t question it, it just looks better.
As I was saying, us Bad Boiz take three tenets of Bad Boizism seriously that we live by and that is:
Being helpful
Eye contact
A finger point of acknowledgement
These three tenets make up what a Bad Boi is and what it takes to be a Bad Boi. To become a Bad Boi is simple. All that needs to happen is that a Bad Boi needs to witness you completing these three tenets at some point in time, preferably within a 90 day window. Once they have been noticed and relayed to me, you will be sworn in as a bad boi. To be sworn in you will need to recite the Bad Boiz song (to be released on SoundCloud soon).
“Hey hey hey
Where’d all the Bad Boiz go?
I wonder which town there in?
I wonder if I should go?”
And congrats! You are now a Bad Boi! Whenever meeting another Bad Boi in life, you will greet and bid farewell in a certain way. To greet you’ll always want to open with eye contact, a finger of point of acknowledgement, and say “Hey Bad Boi” At this point the fellow Bad Boi will answer back with “Hey Bad Boi”. You can now have your very Bad Boi like conversation. Once you are both with satisfied with the conversation, you will bad farewell with eye contact, a finger point of acknowledgement, and say “Thanks Bad Boi and remember… You’re a Bad Boi!”
If you’re interested in learning more or you’re not, let me know! Thanks Bad Boi and remember… You’re a Bad Boi!