TESLA MONEY

Tesla Money. What is it? What is it for? And how can I get it? This article will delve into answering all your questions about Tesla Money.

Everyone loves Tesla. It’s fun to say - Tesla, Tesla, Tesla! Tesla is becoming a commodity in the rap game and whenever that happens, you gotta cash in on the opportunity. Not only that but with the current economic climate and money printer at the Fed going “BRRRR” 24/7, Tesla Money is a perfect place to fight hyperinflation, deflagnation, stagnation - all those ations!

Tesla Money came about a desire to get that “Tesla Money” in order to buy a Tesla. However, as a millennial with plenty of student debt and speaking for most millennials, we can’t afford “Tesla Money”. That was until now. I did my best Steve Jobs impression, created the vision, and like a good American visionary, I outsourced my work to Pakistan. About 72 hours and 12 dollars later a nice Pakistani man created my vision of Tesla Money.

The Tesla Money features the prominent 420 numbering highlighting when Elon Musk tweeted “am considering taking Tesla private at 420. funding secured.”. The S 3 X Y highlights Elon’s ultra cool guy humor of spelling sexy with his car lineup. Finally, we have Elon’s portrait dead center capturing when he not only got lit but also when he lit the stock price.

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