A Disturbed Creative to Say The Least
What is this?
A website through the mind of a modern day renaissance man. English may not be his first language but love is. Ask Jake, he knows.
TELL ME MORE
“And you sing?”
That’s right! I make songs with beautiful lyrics that capture the parts of America that aren’t always represented in modern day media. If you like it, let Jake know (he’s the beats guy).
Beggars can’t be choosers!
But that’s not stopping me from choosing YOU to donate! Take the oppurtunity to contribute to the *screams in tax writeoff* Fund!
100% of all proceeds go to funding my fight against the big mattress industry. (and you get to write this off on your taxes. I feel Republican already!)
FAQs
What is this?
It’s my website! Anyone can make one as long as they have a computer, a stable internet connection, and yearning for adventure.
Who are you?
I’m Mike. But you may have heard me refer to myself as LA Cool Guy (I’m originally from Chicago), a renaissance man, and a bad boi.
Why are you doing this?
I’m doing it because the internet is a cesspool and I need to take a virtual dump into it.
Are you associate with LA Cool Girl?
No I am not! This was fortunately a real and original idea way long before whatever that “content” is. I will never let go of this domain.
Are you going to ask me if I saw your webs-
Yes. Be prepared. There will be a quiz and oral exam.